“The only thing that disappoints me about the lack of afterlife is that you loons will never even have that moment where you realize they were wrong all along. I almost wish they would, and I'd love to be there to see it!”
We don't think the same of you. When you find out that God is morally perfect and that Hell is real, there won't be anything in us that says "We told you so." We're horrified at the thought of you facing absolute justice and being justly damned forever.