“I went to church four days ago. I liked the preacher because he didn't yell and scream and tell me I was going to hell. He smiled the whole time he talked. Why can't more of them be like that?"
We won't yell and scream at you, but we will warn you that if you die in your sins, you will end up in Hell. You ending up in Hell doesn't seem to worry your smiley preacher though.